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[USS Enterprise Two]

Finally, a Unique Click Adventure in Flash

First i'd like to point out that it's quite disapointing when people can not respect a project like this. This clearly has had many months of sweat and blood put in to it, and i'm well aware of the amount of effort required to create a game (on your own) of this magnificence. Anyone who can not respect it clearly can not see that this is a free game, which might as well be asking for money from you. I'm not a Star Trek fan, although i have seen a few episodes of the series, however this was a brilliant relief, and a lot of fun. The graphics are 9/10. I haven't seen anything this good made from Flash for a while. The characters look like who they're meant to be, while the author keeps his original style of drawing. The amount of detail on the characters is incredible, and inspirational. The backdrops are also increadible, and make you feel as if you're actually in the Enterprise. Though, i can not get over the detail of the characters. Sound is 8/10. The author, as well as using a well known soundtrack, uses his own effort, and creates his own music too. I've noticed this is rare, and the author can only be congratulated for putting so much effort in, creating sound for the game, as well as creating the game. He could of always taken a sound from the Sound Portal. The game also has a lot of sound effects and voices from the series, while these are a very nice addition, sometimes the quality isn't great. Interactivity recieves a 10/10. It's excellent, a completely free game where you can make your own decisions, pretty much everything on the screen is interactivity to a deep detail. Humour is 9/10. I think it's hilarious, placing a crazy plot in to a series setting. Seems simple, but it works very well. I can only guess it's much funnier for Star Trek fans. The style also recieves 9/10. This game is extremely unique, and i guess there'll be lots of spawns from this game, i hope so too. To sum up, this is a must play on Newgrounds, and should never, ever be disrespected. Perhaps the best game on Newgrounds? Perhaps. It's very close. Overall: 9.8/10. There's nothing disapointing about it, only the sound lets it down slightly in some places. Excellent job Jeremy!

JeremyLokken responds:

Wow, what a review! Thanks for the time you spent playing the game and detailing your response. A response like this is rare to get. I read the whole thing and I'm impressed. This is most detailed review I have ever received on NG before, for over 4 years! I feel good knowing that the time I put into the game is acknowledged and matched by such a precise review. Thanks again.

- Jeremy.

[Go Saddam Go!]

Undecided

I love the look of this game, i want to give it a chance, but it's full of bugs :\ I found that some unactivated bombs are not collected when i walk over them, and after i died because i walked over an active bomb.. I restart, and the explosion is still on the screen, preventing me from playing again. It has potential, but not for me :\

[Snake!]

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I've seen this tutorial on Newgrounds SO many times, i think i'm going to explode. If you're going to use tutorials, just USE THE CODE, not the graphics, and don't credit it as your own. You clearly just took the .fla avaliable with the tutorial and changed a few graphics.

[Wacko Jacko’s Voodoo Curs]

Bleah.

Already been done with the same sounds...

http://www.angelfir e.com/punk3/ktprhh/onion.html

[DDay (game)]

You fucking idiots

This game isn't a rip off from Medal Of Honor. Get your fucking facts right. This is based on a REAL event that REALLY happended recently in history. If any one is a fag, KillaChilla, it's you.. Fucking un-educated cock.
This game was awesome and the most realistic online war game there is. Everything is awesome, especially the sound. Please keep this up. Don't listen to tits like KillaChilla.

[space rocks!]

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Could you make it any harder or faster? However, it's quite good for your age, lack of talent and lack of intelligence. But meh. Fix it up - It's near impossible.

[Hurl AOL cds at Cars!!]

Could be done much better.

The idea is very original, and funny, but unfortunatley this idea hasn't been used very well. The graphics aren't very good, they look to un-realistic. The game would look much better if it was set on a roof of a building and dropping the cd's straight down... Or you could make a different type of game where you throw the CD's at people on a street. The play isn't very good either, only having a small window to use.
This can be improved a lot, but a nice try and a very orginal idea. Well done.

[Leisure Suit Harry]

A Fantastic Game

An excellent game made from flash for the intelligents alike. It's confusing at first, as you didn't explain it enough, but once you're going it becomes a hilarious adventure with a similar plot to American Pie. You've certainly worked long and hard to complete this, and i can understand why. There's plenty of detail and a lot of things are interactive (e.g the bathroom, the cat outside the window) and it all sums up to make a very enjoyable game. Please make more like this!

[rescue britney spears]

Heheh

I've gotta laugh. This is probably impossible, if you kids havn't noticed. Well done to PineappleClock for the anti-cheat system. That's some clever stuff. Great idea and one amazing child confuser. 6 Thumbs up.

[TEH L337 GAME]

Excellent.

All you fags dissing this game are losers. You don't even slightly notice the humour in the game. But, then again, that's probably because 99.9% of NG Users are under the age of 13 years old. If you can't come up with a better review than "OMG UR GAY U NED TO B SHOT COS U R GAY MY MOM CN MK BTR STF DEN DIS WHL FCKIN A DOG LOLOLOL" YOU get of Newgrounds. You're all the reason Newgrounds is shit.
This game is very original compared to other games on this site. Yes, the spelling and drawings suck and Somebody can do much better...But see the humour in it.