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Rebecca Rebecca

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I think i lolled in my pants...

Stamper has returned with an absolute classic. The animation is so smooth and slick, and the look, glossy and beautiful, better than some professional cartoons i have seen. The backgrounds left me wide eyed and open mouthed. Did he DRAW these?! Even if they are a production of photoshop, i don't think i could do that in a rush right now. There's so much talent and, what looks like effort poured into this gem i don't see how anybody could be stupid enough to rate this any lower than a 4. Might i add - HILARIOUS! It made very little sense, but isn't that what's funny today? The unpredicatble utterence left me lolling silly. Now i'm only left waiting for a full-length gem, like 'Keeblur', only looking as beautiful as 'Rebecca'. Good work, Stamper!


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Trailor Bash'in Trailor Bash'in

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What.. The.. Fuck..?

Um, how old are you kids? You sound like pre-pubescent 10 year olds who think drugs are cool. This is a warning to everyone: Drugs are not cool. They make you create crap like this. Also, kids, stay off Newgrounds unless you're going to make an animation worth laughing at. All i did was create more anger about this failed generation.



georgie poo #1 georgie poo #1

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Damn kids

Leave Newgrounds alone.. No body wants to hear your undeveloped voices as low as possible. The movie was boring and unoriginal. Just mature, then try and make something.
For now just go to some AOL chat room and get horny from text. You're probably best at that.


luke69 responds:

shut the hell up


The slippery banana The slippery banana

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

.....What the hell?

When you slip on a banana, your head does not explode and fire out your brain. It even looks stupid as a cartoon.

And get some style. If you put your talent towards animating something other than Stick figures, you wouldn't believe how succesful you could become.


WolfySnackrib responds:

Okay... this is suppose to be unreal, and sort of funny, that doesn't mean you have to like it, look, you didn't have to watch this movie, didn't you read the warning? Stick figures are mostly bad drawed, but it seems like youre trying to be a pro, so I'm gonna check if you have made any good movies...


Resident Evil - Mentos Resident Evil - Mentos

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Poor.

I don't see how this is so great. I thought the drawing of the zombie was very good but the animation was very poor and i didn't find it funny.. Maybe it's my style of humour but i didn't understand how it could be laughed at. This definatley isn't worth the front page or a rating above 3.40. It's just too amatuer.



Super GTA Bros Super GTA Bros

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Well

Although it looks like you put plenty of effort in to this, i'm afriad it didn't live up to the time it probably took to be created. I found it boring, repetative and hell - the music even repeated itself. This movie really could been excellent but unfortuantley it doesn't have any real thrills. Sorry.


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JimLahey responds:

Hey no biggy son, this only took me like 5 days and look, its one of the best movies ive ever made! And during that short period of time I made the movie too long for the song, I deleted some scenes and its still too long!


Viking Kittens Viking Kittens

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The brilliance of photo animation...

It's so just animated so well.. Graphics are also very good and the kittens dressed up as Vikings complete the excellence of the toon. Well done! Also, congrats on the kittens appearing on 'Born Sloppy'.



Nothing Important Nothing Important

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

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1. I could make that movie in a day and probably do that better.
2. If you're 10 you should get the hell of Newgrounds. I'm sure the age restriction is 13.



A SouthPark Orange A SouthPark Orange

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This is a hard movie to review...

On the plus side:
Your drawings were very good.
Speech was done well, it sounded like the characters they were meant to be.
It can be reconised with the movie 'A Clockwork Orange'.
On the negative side:
The animation lacks, and there is hardly anything to it.
At some times you can't hear the speech - It needs subtitles.
The movie is unfinished, which dissapointed me.

There's a lot of other minor things that i won't mention, but this movie can have lots more work done to it. I understand it was made a while ago, but if this was submit today, it would be blammed.


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Mortal Kombat: The One Mortal Kombat: The One

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Could be better if...

You took out the awful humour and usage of abbreviations (eg. 'WTF' and 'STFU') because these things really ruin the movie. Except for those, this is a really well made MK Parody. Well done.