Recent Movie Reviews

Rebecca Rebecca

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I think i lolled in my pants...

Stamper has returned with an absolute classic. The animation is so smooth and slick, and the look, glossy and beautiful, better than some professional cartoons i have seen. The backgrounds left me wide eyed and open mouthed. Did he DRAW these?! Even if they are a production of photoshop, i don't think i could do that in a rush right now. There's so much talent and, what looks like effort poured into this gem i don't see how anybody could be stupid enough to rate this any lower than a 4. Might i add - HILARIOUS! It made very little sense, but isn't that what's funny today? The unpredicatble utterence left me lolling silly. Now i'm only left waiting for a full-length gem, like 'Keeblur', only looking as beautiful as 'Rebecca'. Good work, Stamper!

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Trailor Bash'in Trailor Bash'in

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

What.. The.. Fuck..?

Um, how old are you kids? You sound like pre-pubescent 10 year olds who think drugs are cool. This is a warning to everyone: Drugs are not cool. They make you create crap like this. Also, kids, stay off Newgrounds unless you're going to make an animation worth laughing at. All i did was create more anger about this failed generation.

georgie poo #1 georgie poo #1

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Damn kids

Leave Newgrounds alone.. No body wants to hear your undeveloped voices as low as possible. The movie was boring and unoriginal. Just mature, then try and make something.
For now just go to some AOL chat room and get horny from text. You're probably best at that.

luke69 responds:

shut the hell up

Recent Game Reviews

USS Enterprise Two USS Enterprise Two

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Finally, a Unique Click Adventure in Flash

First i'd like to point out that it's quite disapointing when people can not respect a project like this. This clearly has had many months of sweat and blood put in to it, and i'm well aware of the amount of effort required to create a game (on your own) of this magnificence. Anyone who can not respect it clearly can not see that this is a free game, which might as well be asking for money from you. I'm not a Star Trek fan, although i have seen a few episodes of the series, however this was a brilliant relief, and a lot of fun. The graphics are 9/10. I haven't seen anything this good made from Flash for a while. The characters look like who they're meant to be, while the author keeps his original style of drawing. The amount of detail on the characters is incredible, and inspirational. The backdrops are also increadible, and make you feel as if you're actually in the Enterprise. Though, i can not get over the detail of the characters. Sound is 8/10. The author, as well as using a well known soundtrack, uses his own effort, and creates his own music too. I've noticed this is rare, and the author can only be congratulated for putting so much effort in, creating sound for the game, as well as creating the game. He could of always taken a sound from the Sound Portal. The game also has a lot of sound effects and voices from the series, while these are a very nice addition, sometimes the quality isn't great. Interactivity recieves a 10/10. It's excellent, a completely free game where you can make your own decisions, pretty much everything on the screen is interactivity to a deep detail. Humour is 9/10. I think it's hilarious, placing a crazy plot in to a series setting. Seems simple, but it works very well. I can only guess it's much funnier for Star Trek fans. The style also recieves 9/10. This game is extremely unique, and i guess there'll be lots of spawns from this game, i hope so too. To sum up, this is a must play on Newgrounds, and should never, ever be disrespected. Perhaps the best game on Newgrounds? Perhaps. It's very close. Overall: 9.8/10. There's nothing disapointing about it, only the sound lets it down slightly in some places. Excellent job Jeremy!

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JeremyLokken responds:

Wow, what a review! Thanks for the time you spent playing the game and detailing your response. A response like this is rare to get. I read the whole thing and I'm impressed. This is most detailed review I have ever received on NG before, for over 4 years! I feel good knowing that the time I put into the game is acknowledged and matched by such a precise review. Thanks again.

- Jeremy.

Go Saddam Go! Go Saddam Go!

Rated 2 / 5 stars


I love the look of this game, i want to give it a chance, but it's full of bugs :\ I found that some unactivated bombs are not collected when i walk over them, and after i died because i walked over an active bomb.. I restart, and the explosion is still on the screen, preventing me from playing again. It has potential, but not for me :\

Snake! Snake!

Rated 0 / 5 stars


I've seen this tutorial on Newgrounds SO many times, i think i'm going to explode. If you're going to use tutorials, just USE THE CODE, not the graphics, and don't credit it as your own. You clearly just took the .fla avaliable with the tutorial and changed a few graphics.

Recent Audio Reviews

ParagonX9 - Chaoz Japan ParagonX9 - Chaoz Japan

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This beat is as good as breaks & bass get, and the bassline is lethal! I think this is my fave, you really need to release some full length mixes!

ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Absolutely awesome, that second breakdown sends shivers down my spine. Now just make that bass drum fatter!

ParagonX9 - Chaoz Impact ParagonX9 - Chaoz Impact

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Well i've been encouraged to write my first review in years! Was playing music euphoria and heard this, well, playing it until this came on and my jaw dropped! This song makes me want to make drum & bass, and right now :O