AlertTheInternet's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Swearbear X-mas]

cool

itz not really summat u cud send 2 people u luv but itz v. v. funny. i havn't watched ure other 1 but i hope itz az gud az thiz!

[Beat Tom Green (Fighting)]

cool

thiz iz gud, nice graphics, interactivity and such like that. but as if that moose fucker than do moves like that. but cool enough. i cant w8 4 tom green hackny game. it looks soooo cool!

[COKEHEAD]

pretty cool

i like thiz, funny and v. interactive. i cudnt get pazt the 2nd lev though

[ViolentScopeLvl1(nomusic)]

hmmm

itz 2 dam hard and 2 dam hard 2 die! pretty shit graphics to.

OldAccount responds:

What are you talking about? That doesn't make sense. And hey, at least it's not stickmen like most of my others. Why do my other movies get higher ratings than this? Maybe you need more levels...don't worry, I'm on it.

[Torture Sloth (v2)]

i like thiz

thiz iz pretty cool. i luved the who wants to be a millionaire music in the background. the reason i didnt clik on 5 waz coz there waz not enough toolz. id luv it if u did another wit more toolz.
i will giv it a 4. nice!

[Verbal Abuse Simulator]

nice

i like thiz, but the insults need 2 be huge not lil 1ns that dont mean anything. but cool

Jakegus responds:

Thanks. I think the humor of this is that is is so shitty and makes little sense. The concept of a Verbal Abuse simulator is just stupid.

[Run 'Em Down 2001]

wow

justin, u r a miricle! i luv ure site. did u get my lulu mail? ne way, i wanna c run 'em down 3 easyer. but thiz iz cool!

[would u date this woman?]

cool

i noticed some things there, nick carter does look like a woman and i am gonna be ALOT more careful wen i go out on the pull from now on. pure genius!

[Heli-Shootin: New York]

wow

thiz waz fantastic wit gr8 graphics, sound and loads of violence to make the game final. pleaze make more wit more stuff to shoot and diffrent directionz to go. every1 muzt vote 5 for thiz.

[BlackJack]

gr8

i enjoyed thiz. really gud. u might want to snaz it up a bit and add sum decent bakgrund muzic. next try to make a scoreboard.