AlertTheInternet's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[georgie poo #1]

Damn kids

Leave Newgrounds alone.. No body wants to hear your undeveloped voices as low as possible. The movie was boring and unoriginal. Just mature, then try and make something.
For now just go to some AOL chat room and get horny from text. You're probably best at that.

luke69 responds:

shut the hell up

[The slippery banana]

.....What the hell?

When you slip on a banana, your head does not explode and fire out your brain. It even looks stupid as a cartoon.

And get some style. If you put your talent towards animating something other than Stick figures, you wouldn't believe how succesful you could become.

WolfySnackrib responds:

Okay... this is suppose to be unreal, and sort of funny, that doesn't mean you have to like it, look, you didn't have to watch this movie, didn't you read the warning? Stick figures are mostly bad drawed, but it seems like youre trying to be a pro, so I'm gonna check if you have made any good movies...

[Super GTA Bros]

Well

Although it looks like you put plenty of effort in to this, i'm afriad it didn't live up to the time it probably took to be created. I found it boring, repetative and hell - the music even repeated itself. This movie really could been excellent but unfortuantley it doesn't have any real thrills. Sorry.

JimLahey responds:

Hey no biggy son, this only took me like 5 days and look, its one of the best movies ive ever made! And during that short period of time I made the movie too long for the song, I deleted some scenes and its still too long!

[Newgrounds Top 50 Menu]

Whoa

This is very impressive! You have some scripting skills... some that i really want! Just tell me, does making this involve php or importing text files?

Xurk responds:

No, it just involves loads of loadMovie scripts and levels in Flash, and maybe a touch of magic ;)

[Mission to the Men's Room]

ewwww

decent graphics, nice style BUT THAT WAS UNESSESARY!! is there anyway i can get that preloader?

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Maybe if you'd given me a 10!
Na J/K you'll find it on my site at www.carnagedepot.com

[Elevator Action!]

eh...ok

you made a really bad mistake, you spelt lesson lession... and i noticed you used a few of the lyrics from guilty conscence.. anyway this was quite a good idea and had loads of effort in it, keep it up!

lavallelee responds:

What is guilty conscence?

[bored and useless]

aaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh

if there wasnt any of that FUCKING so called music and have korn instead this would rule...
this score

ZeroBassX responds:

KORN SUX0RS!!! but at least u didnt say Slipknot or Mudvayne

[Strawberry_Clock's Fucks]

good point

you have a good point. someone always does fuck it up and we happended to know who fucked up flash. all raise hands if you agree with randy... i agree

DudeZilla responds:

Randy is now DudeZilla... ROAAR thax man