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[USS Enterprise Two]

Finally, a Unique Click Adventure in Flash

First i'd like to point out that it's quite disapointing when people can not respect a project like this. This clearly has had many months of sweat and blood put in to it, and i'm well aware of the amount of effort required to create a game (on your own) of this magnificence. Anyone who can not respect it clearly can not see that this is a free game, which might as well be asking for money from you. I'm not a Star Trek fan, although i have seen a few episodes of the series, however this was a brilliant relief, and a lot of fun. The graphics are 9/10. I haven't seen anything this good made from Flash for a while. The characters look like who they're meant to be, while the author keeps his original style of drawing. The amount of detail on the characters is incredible, and inspirational. The backdrops are also increadible, and make you feel as if you're actually in the Enterprise. Though, i can not get over the detail of the characters. Sound is 8/10. The author, as well as using a well known soundtrack, uses his own effort, and creates his own music too. I've noticed this is rare, and the author can only be congratulated for putting so much effort in, creating sound for the game, as well as creating the game. He could of always taken a sound from the Sound Portal. The game also has a lot of sound effects and voices from the series, while these are a very nice addition, sometimes the quality isn't great. Interactivity recieves a 10/10. It's excellent, a completely free game where you can make your own decisions, pretty much everything on the screen is interactivity to a deep detail. Humour is 9/10. I think it's hilarious, placing a crazy plot in to a series setting. Seems simple, but it works very well. I can only guess it's much funnier for Star Trek fans. The style also recieves 9/10. This game is extremely unique, and i guess there'll be lots of spawns from this game, i hope so too. To sum up, this is a must play on Newgrounds, and should never, ever be disrespected. Perhaps the best game on Newgrounds? Perhaps. It's very close. Overall: 9.8/10. There's nothing disapointing about it, only the sound lets it down slightly in some places. Excellent job Jeremy!

JeremyLokken responds:

Wow, what a review! Thanks for the time you spent playing the game and detailing your response. A response like this is rare to get. I read the whole thing and I'm impressed. This is most detailed review I have ever received on NG before, for over 4 years! I feel good knowing that the time I put into the game is acknowledged and matched by such a precise review. Thanks again.

- Jeremy.

[Introduction to NG]

why?

why did you do this? its all already on NG, with better info than this... if you thought this would mean something you serioesly suck

Lifewave responds:

Ahahah....look above!

[Don't eat the Yellow Snow]

its quite good...

...just to hard

RobSuperSonic responds:

Cry Boy ,
My best score is 130
I have seen 11 years old make around 50
Try Again - Or what for the cheat codes:)

[Hacky the Raccoon]

er...

why did i end up at a web site?

Steve-Hutchison responds:

hmmmm... I know what that is. I'm doing everything possible to get a hold of Jason Kealey who did the web programming. The thing is before you can access the game, it lets you choose weither you want to view the site in french or english, which is a terrific feature but here it's annoying :/.

Lemme 2 days to fix this guys. The whole thing is still under construction and the game itself also gets better everyday, as bugs get fixed.

[Brickdrop v1.0]

wow

now that waz soooooo cool. i luv the score fing, there shud b more of them on NG. can i juz suggest and improvement?
u cud do it of a building droppping bricks on people. that will advance the humour and violence score and u wud stock up on loadz more scores.
<(B-) spike

moneybagsxp responds:

yo DaSpike--
ya know what? that WAS my original concept for this game!! At the very last moment, when I decided to add difficulty levels, I gave each enemy a different amount of points. I (unimaginatively) figured the only way I could really do so was by giving each enemy a different color. Therefore, people can't be different colors, so why not just have little alien-things?
I feel VERY stupid for only changing the colors of the enemy, but this was the first game I've ever made, so there is ALWAYS room for improvement. (I was even going to display the hand dropping the brick, it could be a possibility for Brickdrop v2.0)
Either way, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[ViolentScopeLvl1(nomusic)]

hmmm

itz 2 dam hard and 2 dam hard 2 die! pretty shit graphics to.

OldAccount responds:

What are you talking about? That doesn't make sense. And hey, at least it's not stickmen like most of my others. Why do my other movies get higher ratings than this? Maybe you need more levels...don't worry, I'm on it.

[Verbal Abuse Simulator]

nice

i like thiz, but the insults need 2 be huge not lil 1ns that dont mean anything. but cool

Jakegus responds:

Thanks. I think the humor of this is that is is so shitty and makes little sense. The concept of a Verbal Abuse simulator is just stupid.